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Jocke The Beast · Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2003 9:29 pm Post subject:

We are the knight who say Ni!

You know what? I think all of my linker problems may simply be because I forgot to put in a using namespace std;

oh well, too late now.
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Jocke The Beast · Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2003 9:30 pm Post subject:

What the hell? I'm XMark. The message before this one was XMark as well.
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Modanung · Posted: Wed Jan 01, 2003 10:32 pm Post subject:

How many times have you seen the film, Ninkazu?
Do you also know whole the part with the witch?

What other things burn besides witches?
Wood.
And wood floats. What other things can float?
A duck!
So if she weights the same as a duck... She's a witch!

I don't know the exact lines, but 't was a bit like this.

Ninkazu · Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2003 2:10 am Post subject:

I've seen the film maybe 6 times I think.

Guy: We've found a witch! May we burn her?
(big crowd) Burn her! Burn her!
Benivere: How do you know she is a witch?
Guy: ...She looks like one!
crowd: Ya!
Benivere: Bring her forward.
Girl: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch!
Benivere: Ah, but you are dressed as one.
Girl: They dressed me up like this.
crowd: awww we didn't, nah.
Girl: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!
(Benivere looks)
Benivere: Well?
Guy: ...Well, we did do the nose...
Benivere: The nose?
Guy: And the hat.... be she's a witch!
crowd: Ya, burn her! Burn her!
Benivere: Did you dress her up like this?
crowd: No... no no..... yes. A bit... A bit.
Guy: She has got a wart.
(guy points)
Benivere: What makes you think she is a witch?
Guy: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Benivere: A newt?
Guy: ..............I got better.
crowd: Burn her! Burn her!!
Benivere: Quiet, quiet. There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Guy: Are there? Well, what are they? Tell us!
Benivere: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
crowd: Buuuuuuuuurn 'em!
Benivere: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Guy: More witches!
Guy: Wood!
Benivere: So, why do witches burn?
Guy: ...because they're made of... wood?
Benivere: Goooood. So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Guy: Build a bridge out of 'er!
Benivere: Ah, but can you also build a bridge out of stone?
Guy: Ah, I see, right.
Benivere: Tell me, does wood sink in water?
Guy: Ah, no, it floats... throw her into the pond!
Benivere: What also floats on water?
Guy: Bread
Guy: Apples!
Guy: Uh, Very small rocks.
Guy: Cider!
Guy: Grape gravy!
Guy: Mug!
Guy: Cherries!
Guy: Churches!
Guy: lead!
Arthur: A duck!
crowd gasps.
Benivere: Exactly! So... logically...
Guy: If.... she..... weighs... the same..... as a duck.... she's made of wood!
Benivere: And therefore.....
Guy: .....................a witch!
Benivere: Come, we'll use my largest scales.
(weighs the same somehow)
crowd: She's a witch!
Girl: This is a fair court.
(crowd takes her away)
Benivere: Who are you who is wise in the ways of science?
Arthur: I'm am King Arthur.
Benivere: My leige! (can't spell that)
Arthur: Would you care to join my court at Camelot?
Benivere: My leige, I would be honored!
Arthur: Then I dub you Sir Benivere!

I am XMark · Guest

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I dunno, but I got a bunch of engine stuff done, and I just have to show it off:

http://indie-rpg.net/xmark/crap/testme.zip

Still a DOS program, so Win XP users may have weird effects with it (thanks for the info, Bjorn). Anyway, Placeholder Pete and co. are still there, but Tara (the one who actually looks good) was done by Mandrake. The music this time around is the forest theme from The Changeling, (plug) which will be a really good RPG when it's done (/plug)

:)

XMark 2: The Revenge · Guest

Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention: Press the enter key to talk to people.

Fooolking · Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2003 3:38 am Post subject: LOL!

I use see the test for some reason....but, I checked out the sprite files.

Lookin' pretty good!

I think I found an easter egg, is that you in one of the pcx files?
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Jocke The Beast · Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2003 3:44 am Post subject: Re: LOL!

Jocke The Beast · Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2003 3:45 am Post subject:

wtf? I'm Jocke the Beast again? This is XMark.
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Fooolking · Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2003 4:03 am Post subject: .......

How did I manage to do that.

I swear I wrote, "I can't see......". I wonder how I stumbled into that blunder. Weird.....very weird! *hears some X-files music*

You should change your name to X-Mark the shapeshifter. The stealer of forum aliasis! The hunter of unsuspecting accounts!

(edit) Mind if I send my silly Avatar picture to you?(X-mark) It keeps going down. I tried hosting it at a couple free webspaces, but they don't allow remote linking.
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XMark · Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2003 4:09 am Post subject:

(I pray to the gods of the RPGDX forum to log me in correctly)

Yep, that's a picture of me in the test. So, do you just get a blank screen when you run it? Perhaps it could be a video incompatibility problem, or maybe you unzipped it without restoring pathnames?

Anyway, send me the av and I'll upload it to my webspace for ya.
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Fooolking · Posted: Thu Jan 02, 2003 4:21 am Post subject: Aye!

The screen is blacked out when I try to open the test.

I also had a problem with your RPGDX compo entry, "Nowhere".

When I tried to run Nowhere, the screen blinked black on and off.

I'm running Win98....and I usually don't get problems with Dos based programs. So, I'm clueless.

I just noticed we've been talking back and forth for the past hour. LOL! Atleast I'm racking up some post points. I'm almost a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty fairy princess!
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