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Nexinarus
Slightly Deformed Faerie Princess


Joined: 25 Oct 2002
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 2:59 am    Post subject: [quote]

damn sick parents lol :P.
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Mattrunks
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Joined: 20 Jun 2002
Posts: 12
Location: Canada

PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 7:28 pm    Post subject: [quote]

lol, that was a while back. I was playing it, and my mom's like "what game is that? IS IT MADE BY THAT DARKDREAD GUY?!?!" "Yes. It's called Mattress Warrior." "Mattress Warrior? Is that some kind of sick game or something?" "No. The main character's name is Mattress because the guy who made it's name is Matt..." and you get the idea. Heh, then there was the time before that with the so-called "porno pics". After that, they were anti-DD. Good times lol :D

Holy shite. This is like the first time in about 6 months I've posted on here. Probably coz I havn't done much game developing lately.

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Ninkazu
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Joined: 08 Aug 2002
Posts: 945
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 8:57 pm    Post subject: [quote]

You need to get on AIM more often, man! It's been forever since I've talked to you. Be sure to post your s/n
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lazee barok
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 9:08 pm    Post subject: [quote]

hey guys. found a very funny site! it's actually not about games, but it's so funny! check it out!

www.brainofbrian.com

here's one of the lists.

    Top 20 completely useless inventions

    20. Non stick cellotape
    19. Solar Powered Flash Light
    18. A black highlighter pen
    17. Glow in the Dark sunglasses
    16. Inflatable anchor
    15. Smooth sandpaper
    14. Waterproof sponge
    13. Waterproof tea bags
    12. AC adapter for solar powered calculators
    11. Fireproof matches
    10. Fireproof cigarettes
    9. Battery powered battery chargers
    8. Seatbelts for motorbikes
    7. Hand powered chain saw
    6. Inflatable Dartboard
    5. Silent Alarm Clock
    4. A pedal powered wheelchair
    3. Braille Drivers Manual
    2. Double sided playing cards
    1. Ejector seats for helicopters


also check out the top ten newspaper ads! it's a hilarious site dudes![/list]
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entilazy
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 22, 2003 11:22 pm    Post subject: [quote]

Battery powered battery charger? That's not useless. What if I need to recharge my AA and only have Ds to work with?

Inflatable Dartboard? Just get those darts with the sticky suction tips.

lol
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Modanung
Mage


Joined: 20 Jun 2002
Posts: 317
Location: The Netherlands

PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:47 am    Post subject: [quote]

Very funny site indeed. I read almost every Top-# and scanned every funny fact page. Also played every game. :D
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lazee barok
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:07 pm    Post subject: [quote]

lol
i know. actually, a friend told me about the site. I printed off my favourite list and have been keeping it at my side. it's that top 20 list of useless inventions. that's one of the funniest sites i've been to ;)

but still... one of these days someone will go over to your house, bring over a REAL dart, and start to play darts? whaddya gonna do then? ;)

as for the battery powered battery charger... it'd be PRETTY useless. it would only be able to charge batteries one or two times before it's caput and you have to change the batteries ;_) (guy with bent nose)
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Bjorn
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Joined: 29 May 2002
Posts: 1425
Location: Germany

PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 9:05 pm    Post subject: [quote]

While on the subject of mentioning funny sites, any of you ever visited the smallest website ever?

http://www.guimp.com/

It has lots of smallest games ever that are quite funny. :-)
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 3:01 am    Post subject: [quote]

Why is a solar powered flashlight useless? It's not like it needs a constant feed, you just leave it in a window sill or something and the battery will always be charged.

That's one that's always bothered me, but yeah, that list is pretty funny.
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Mattrunks
Pretty, Pretty Fairy Princess


Joined: 20 Jun 2002
Posts: 12
Location: Canada

PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 3:20 am    Post subject: [quote]

Ninkazu: I got rid of AIM. Is there a IRC chat room you go to often?

Barok: You forgot the mesh condom!! I could have sworn there was a mesh condom in there too (I havn't gone to the website, maybe it's on there).

-Mattrunks
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Ninkazu
Demon Hunter


Joined: 08 Aug 2002
Posts: 945
Location: Location:

PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 3:31 am    Post subject: [quote]

I don't get on irc very often.... no place to go, really. Why did you get rid of AIM? And if you don't want to get it again, what places do you hang out at on IRC? (My ISP doesn't allow me to connect to DALnet)
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lazee barok
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 5:39 am    Post subject: [quote]

i printed out the sheet. it's not on there, mattrunks.
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The Anarchist
Slightly Deformed Faerie Princess


Joined: 13 Feb 2003
Posts: 32
Location: London, England

PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 12:20 pm    Post subject: [quote]

Did they have the waterproof teabag? What about the colourblind snooker player? (not really an invention, but what the hell)

DarkDread: Heh, mattress warrior... now that I think about it, it sounds like a porn film. I can't believe I didn't spot that earlier.

PS: Mattrunks - yeah, I recognise you from the DarkBoard way back... care to tell us about the 'so-called porn pics'?
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Modanung
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Joined: 20 Jun 2002
Posts: 317
Location: The Netherlands

PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 7:33 pm    Post subject: [quote]

Is smooth sandpaper the same as normal paper? I mean, sand paper is nothing more than paper with sand glued onto it... so if you'd not glue the sand to the paper you'd just have the paper.
And so I came to the conclution that smooth sandpaper must be the same as normal paper.

Sandpaper = paper + sand ; Sandpaper - sand = paper
So: Paper = paper
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Lazyshanks
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 9:04 pm    Post subject: [quote]

Smooth sandpaper just means that it isn't as rough as rough sandpaper, and is in fact, meant for smoothing surfaces off by polishing them with it. Not all that useless if you ask me.
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