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Terry
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 Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:55 am Post subject: Strange Jokes |
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I got sent these jokes today - thought they were kinda funny :)
Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.
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> > Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk again.
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> > Knock, knock.
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> > Who's there?
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> > The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been
> > killed.
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> > A man walks into a pub..
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> > He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.
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> > Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
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> > She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her
> > terribly low self-esteem
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> > What do you call a cat with no tail?
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> > A manx cat.
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> > Why do undertakers wear ties?
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> > Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that
> > their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
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> > How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
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> > One.
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> > Why do women fake orgasms?
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> > Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
> > Two men are sitting in a pub.
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> > One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange
>men
> > coming in and out of your wife's house.'
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> > The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise
>her
> > drug habit.'
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> > Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps
>out
> > and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then
>wanders
> > off.
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> > Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
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> > Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell
> > pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest
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LeoDraco
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| Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:43 am Post subject: |
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Either those just are not funny, or they are so incredibly funny that they are esoteric, and, as such, went completely over my head. While I allow that the latter could be true, I'm leaning more towards the former...
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XMark
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| Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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I love it! Especially the cow one!
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Happy
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| Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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| LeoDraco wrote: | | Either those just are not funny, or they are so incredibly funny that they are esoteric, and, as such, went completely over my head. While I allow that the latter could be true, I'm leaning more towards the former... |
I agree, and am also leaning towards the former.
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Bjorn
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| Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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Haha, you guys are so stupid! Of course these jokes aren't funny, that's why they're so funny! Get it? Hihi. ;-)
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Terry
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| Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 5:58 am Post subject: |
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Not sure about Leodraco, but I'm pretty sure Happy's taking the piss, bjorn :)
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| Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:11 am Post subject: |
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| Bjørn wrote: | | Haha, you guys are so stupid! Of course these jokes aren't funny, that's why they're so funny! Get it? Hihi. ;-) |
They just aren't funny. And the fact that they aren't funny isn't amusing either. If I actually bothered to look through chain-mail (thank God for spam-blocking), I'd be pretty pissed at the time wasted I had spent reading through the mail containing these.
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BadMrBox
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| Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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omg }:€
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XMark
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| Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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Then Leodraco pulled Chaotic Harmony's finger. His hand was then displaced by a few centimeters before pulling it back again.
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ThousandKnives
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| Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 12:29 am Post subject: |
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| XMark wrote: | | Then Leodraco pulled Chaotic Harmony's finger. His hand was then displaced by a few centimeters before pulling it back again. |
finally, a pay-off.
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