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The pastor's ass: author unknown.

A pastor wanted to raise money for his church, and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one, and enter it in the races.
However at the local auction, the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise the donkey came in thrid.
The next day, the local paper carried this headline, "PASTOR'S ASS SHOWS".
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again. And this time it won.
The local paper read, "PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT".

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read, "BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS".
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day, "NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN".
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day, the paper read, "NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10!".
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day, the headlines read, "NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE!".
The Bishop was buried the next day.

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I apologize if I offended anyone here, but I simply could not
resist posting this one. I haven't ever posted anything like this, and my girl just sent it to me..I thought it was hilarious, and I'm sure that some of you will agree.
Anyway, enjoy.
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Nodtveidt · Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 12:31 pm Post subject:

Anyone who would be offended by that is an idiot. :) It's funny! :D
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valderman · Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 11:01 pm Post subject:

Hah, funay! ^___^
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BadMrBox · Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 6:25 pm Post subject:

That was a good one! :)
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penang · Lowly Slime Joined: 14 Oct 2004 Posts: 2

A little boy killed a butterfly. His mom saw that, and told the boy:

"You killed a butterfly. I'll tell papa not to give you butter for a whole month."

Later on, mom killed a cockroach. The little boy saw that, and he said to his mom

"You killed a cockroach. I'll tell papa not to give you ..... "

:)

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