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Mandrake · Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 7:41 pm Post subject: this is just plian wrong

i kept thinking to myself, "Kingdom Hearts, it's just a joke right, that rpgGamer has been playing on people...but no...it's everywhere. and what makes it worse is this:

http://rpgfan.com/pics/kh/english/kh-026.jpg

I'm sorry, but goofy+donald duck+cloud +squall+ Nightmare before christmass== children dying from brain hemorages.

the only thing that could make this worse is if they used Kain or Cecil from FF2(4j)....now that would be scary bad.

XMark · Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2002 8:10 pm Post subject:

eh? I didn't understand a word of that. What's the background story?

EDIT: aha! Now I know what kingdom hearts is. Never mind :)
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Sutiiben Hantu · Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 7:01 am Post subject:

Here's the background story:

What the FUCK!?

Believe it or not, but Squaresoft has not released a role-playing game since Final Fantasy. (1) Everyone just called the rest of them role-playing games.

Here's the REAL story behind Kingdom Hearts:

Squaresoft is too popular. Disney is too popular. When they merge, it's like the ending in Deus Ex where JC Denton merges with Helios. That's all that needs to be said.
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darkpagan · Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 10:59 am Post subject:

Even as a child I hated Disney films.Somethings should not come to pass.This is one of them
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Bjorn · Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2002 10:54 pm Post subject:

And I still don´t have a clue what this is all about... Squaresoft is merging with Disney and that will be the end of the world?

Sutiiben Hantu · Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 12:35 am Post subject:

Hehe, dude. Squall standing next to Goofy. what were they thinking
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Prophet · Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 7:58 am Post subject:

I am in whole hearted agreement my friends,
This travesty to the RPG world, this incarnation of Nyralathotep known as Squaresoft must pay! For years now they have defiled us with their pathetic attempts at rpg's. In the beginning perhaps they had good intentions and apparently an occasional gem slips past their "quality control" and is released to us without the taint of chaos that marks many of their other games, but the Final Heresy must die. In my youth The first incarnation was one of my favorite games upon my 8 bit portal to the world of dreams, now I see my foolishness in falling into their well laid trap. As the years passed the dream quickly descended to nightmarish proportions. Soon magic was being cast by everyone but the street vendors and bullets were inferior to sticks. Logic being cast out the window they then proceeded to destroy any semblance of interaction with the world around instead leaving you eventually with an FMV which required the pushing of a few buttons to proceed.
The evil is obvious for despite the blatant lack of anything which composes a descent game; millions still flock to its banners like lambs to the slaughter. Ready to sacrifice all intellect and reasoning to the mind numbing graphics of their digital god.
It must Stop!
Join me my brothers and sisters; for in the kingdom of the blind, those with one eye must lead! We shall tear down their wall of lies, drag them from their lavish cushions of greed behind the pallisades of power; and expose the horrible truth to the bewildered masses.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
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Bjorn · Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 1:38 pm Post subject:

Well put.

Modanung · Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 1:46 pm Post subject:

Your user icon really suits your attitude, doesn't it?

Mobius · Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 3:19 pm Post subject:

*golf clap*
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Tenshi · Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2002 8:33 pm Post subject:

- Disney has produced some rather violent games lately. Disney & Pixar's "Master of Kri" is incredibly violent. There's more violence and blood in that game than I'd prefer, really....
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darkpagan · Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 6:26 pm Post subject:

mmmmmmmmmmm..........violence
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Moira · Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 8:29 pm Post subject:

From the review:

Mandrake · Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 8:36 pm Post subject:

love, you crack me up beyond belief..heh.

Tenshi · Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2002 10:40 pm Post subject:

- Dear Lord that was just wrong. Hah hah hah!!
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